In the recent Undertale newsletter, Toby Fox showed off an unused scene that would have occurred in the Judgement Hall had the player decided to speedrun the game! This scene features Sans chastising the player for being early and slowly eating an ice cream for about a full minute while an original, slow song plays. I’m sure this would have been quite a headache for speedrunners!
(The scene can be viewed in it’s entirety here)
Please don't stick your dick in the roomba
you hate women and those who dream
Caught on camera for the first time in history, this is the extremely-rare Chirodectes Maculatus—a species of spotted box jelly.
Anonymous asked:
Gee, Timmy, how come *your* mom lets you have *two* dicks?
... but seriously, how did I not know about this. How does everyone not know about this. That's awesome. If I had two dicks I would NEVER shut up about it. (Maybe transmascs get to have an extra complimentary dick as a compensation for the previous inconvenience.)
As I understand from my cursory reddit/trans bucket research, it seems like “buried phallo” (where the new dick is built around the existing clit/tdick) is the more traditional version, and “unburied phallo” (where the og is left exposed & you can lift the new dick to see Another Guy Underneath) is a little rarer. But I now have a new political belief called “everyone should be allowed to get Davy Jones With It and/or Biblically Accurate Angel With It if they so choose”
*rotates him like a rotisserie chicken*
so how about that newsletter huh?
(the original question i referenced is under the cut for, as well as versions without the hammock battle net)
can’t believe I’ve never seen shitposting about how, depending on how your phallo is done, you can end up with two dicks. Two Dick Tom. she knocked my dick off but luckily I was wearing my second, smaller dick underneath
almost more unsettling than the backlash itself is to read a newspaper article on “bud lite is now cheaper than water” that presents the story with a lolll, these advertisers sure made a blunder tone, barely addresses the larger context of widespread transphobia, and uncritically quotes a source going “well, they made the classic mistake: never mix beer with politics,” with 0 commentary on the idea that it’s inherently political for a trans woman to exist
Cursed to have the exact sense of humor as tobias fox
huh technically duel links going with “Solomon Muto” is a (much milder) version of “Joey Katsuya”
